REASONS WHY HARRY AND HERMIONE IS PERFECT SHIP THAN -_- RON AND HERMIONE *PUKES* H/Hr: Because Platonic Love is better than Love/Hate any day of the week.
H/Hr: Because the best things in life are rarely obvious.
H/Hr: Because the best lovers are also best friends.
H/Hr: Because attraction involves much more than bickering and jealousy.
H/Hr: Because we think outside the box and between the lines.
H/Hr: Because do we really need more Weasleys?
H/Hr: Because you actually have to talk when you’re not having “sun drenched kisses.”
H/Hr: A Rupert and Emma kiss? Ew.
H/Hr: Because Harmony sounds better than Heron any day
H/Hr: Because our fic is better than yours.
H/Hr: Because we don’t subscribe to “I love you, I need you, let’s fight!”
H/Hr: Because our fandom’s better than yours.
H/Hr: OBHPF: One Big Happy Potter Family
H/Hr: OBHWF? Don’t make me puke.
H/Hr: Because we did reread, and we still see H/Hr.
H/Hr: Because Harry needs Hermione badly.
H/Hr: Because Harmony’s the word.
H/Hr: Because OBHWF=OBHTS (One Big Historic Therapy Session)
H/Hr: Because Hermione Jean Weasley is just so aesthetically WRONG!
H/Hr: Because at least H/Hr kids won’t look like Ronald McDonald
H/Hr: Because Hermione likes Quidditch players…. Really good ones
H/Hr: Because a million hugs, one kiss, and hours of hand holding can’t be wrong.
H/Hr: Because Delusional is the word!
H/Hr: You’re just jealous because our fanon makes more sense then your canon.
H/Hr: Because its too hot for a children’s series.
H/Hr: Because we don’t want their kids named “Hugo” or “Albus”
H/Hr: Because there’s a reason JKR didn’t describe those kids.
H/Hr: Because it’s too sexy for Canon.
H/Hr: because true love can’t be bound in books
H/Hr: Because they have enough sense not to give their kids names they will hate with a passion.
H/Hr Because Harry’s tastier
H/Hr Because true love is about more than combining DNA
H/Hr Because of the way she looked at Harry during the wedding
H/Hr Because they don’t need words to describe it
H/Hr Because Harry doesn’t know what a sister is
H/Hr Because we support the HEART monster
H/Hr Because 20 years later, they all woke up from JKRs magic induced coma
H/Hr Because Hermione pulled him from thoughts of death
H/Hr Because Godric’s Hollow was more than 19 years later could ever be
H/Hr: Best accident in literary history
H/Hr Because we like to grow, thanks
H/Hr Because Harry doesn’t need a book to understand her
H/Hr Because I don’t want to gag myself with a chainsaw when I read it
H/Hr: Love at it’s best
H/Hr Because she chose him over her future husband
H/Hr Because Harry won’t leave when he’s hungry
H/Hr Because he doesn’t need a plan for her to trust him
H/Hr: Because she doesn’t need a plan for him to trust her
H/Hr: Because Ron needed a book to do what Harry’s been doing subconsciously for six years.
HHR: Because I could bear their decision on a child’s name.
H/Hr: Because two heads are better than one, and with R/Hr, there’s only one.
H/Hr: Because lets face it…Hermione’s brains and talents plus Ron…Need I say more?
H/Hr: Because Hermione should have gotten the prince, not the prince’s jester.
H/Hr: Because it takes more than food to tear them apart.
H/Hr: Voldemort saw it…and he may be evil but he’s not stupid.
H/Hr: No insecurities, Just love.
H/Hr: Roguishly, ruggedly sexy. Nuff Said.
H/Hr: Not just books there’s also cleverness needed.
H/Hr: Because their platonic love is stronger than romantic love
H/Hr: Because we are not all about sexual tensions
H/Hr: ‘Cause Harry doesn’t need a book to charm witches.
H/Hr: Because all is well does not necessarily mean happily ever after…
H/Hr: Because Ron shouldn’t have to read a book on 12 ways to get a girl if she loved him.
H/Hr: Rebelling since 07.21.07
H/Hr: More than a Crush
H/Hr: Anti-Hero Worship
H/Hr: The Harmonious Rebellion
H/Hr: Trying to find reason in insanity.
H/Hr: Because I never want love to be a Chest Monster.
H/G: Crushes that long aren’t healthy.
H/Hr: Because Hermione actually HAS lines in the first five books.
H/Hr: Because “Hermione Weasley”…wtf?
H/Hr: Because affairs were never this sexy.
H/Hr: Okay, Crookshanks likes him. And that cat doesn’t like ANYBODY.
H/Hr: Because if he’s nobody, that’s fine with her.
H/Hr: Because she’s his conscience that helps him, not the chest monster that wants to destroy him.
H/Hr: He doesn’t need a book to sweep her off her feet.
H/Hr: If loving them is evil, I don’t want to be good.
H/Hr: Because in the appeal department, Ron’s got nothing on Harry.
H/Hr: They can finish each other’s thoughts and sentences…come on!
H/Hr: Because “Ginny Potter” is just so many levels of wrong.
H/Hr: Patched up and sailing strong.
H/Hr: Because he’ll never take advantage of her
H/Hr: Because their pets co-exist together nicely…unlike others…
H/Hr: Love. Pure and simple.
H/Hr: Even though their kids will have awful hair, at least they won’t look like a rodeo clown.
H/Hr: Because they understand each other completely, even without speaking.
H/Hr: We’re all entitled to our opinions, so leave me to mine, and bugger off.
H/Hr: because she never left him
H/Hr: because he needs a partner, not a fan girl.
H/hr: because she is only one saw him ‘shirtless’ (chapter 17 or 18 from D.H)
H/hr: Because she is only one saw him really ‘cry’ (chapter Godric Hallow)
H/Hr: Because Harmony is alive and kicking!
H/Hr: Because there is no Heronic storm that can stop us from shipping H/Hr
H/Hr: Because livin’ the delusional life is great!
H/Hr: Because if Rita, Victor, Cho, and Ron can see it, it must be pretty obvious
Harmony: Too good for words.
Harmony: Because I’m not a fan of stalker love
Harmony: Because we don’t have to worry about divorce…
Harmony: Because I’d take sexy, evil fandom over OBHWF any day.
Harmony: Because our Fandom is better written than your canon.
Harmony: You just never know.
Harmony: Better than Canon.
Harmony: You’ll never understand.
Harmony: Because Harry sees her for who she is…
Harmony: Hermione puts Harry first and Ron last…nuff said.
Harmony: Simple equivalent of Love.
Harmony: The Living Rebellion
Harmony: Not quite sunk yet.
Harmony: Just sounds better.
Harmony: Love, Trust, Loyalty, and Friendship
Harmony: More than Books & Cleverness but Friendship& Love
Harmony: Because the Crumple Hornshacks Told me to…
Harmony: Because Self-Delusion is always Fun.
Harmony: No Words. Just Actions.
Harmony: The better Offspring.
Harmony: Cuter Babies.
Harmony: Brown Haired Green eyed SQUISHY BABIES.
Harmony: Just do it.
Harmony: Love in itself.
H/Hr: Because we’re Delusional - And proud of it!
H/Hr: Because “oh Harry!” is so much better than “oh Ron!”
H/Hr: OBHWF? What’s so happy about it?
H/Hr: Because all that’s missing from her Patronus is a P.
H/Hr: Because we all know its Hermione JANE POTTER
H/HR: Because I’d rather choose what is right over what is easy.
H/HR: Because that locket kiss was HOT!
H/HR: Need I say more?
H/HR: Because we all know it was HARRY who protected Hermione from Grawp NOT Ron. :)